It’s not often that I root for someone to have a life of loneliness, but when I see a Craigslist personal ad like this one, I have to make an exception. The first thing that captures my attention is of course, the facepaint. I’m not 100% against painting your face to support anything (even ICP), but I see that the facepaint is TATTOOED ONTO HIS FUCKING FACE. That’s right! Super Juggalo got his shit permanent! His only recourse is to get a job in a circus. I hope to the Lord above that there is not a Juggalette that will take him up on this offer. Oh, and best line ever… “I have no car right now”.