The Aristocrats http://www.aristocratsradio.com We tend to offend. Mon, 21 May 2012 01:41:03 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 We tend to offend. The Aristocrats yes The Aristocrats dmcguire1980@aol.com dmcguire1980@aol.com (The Aristocrats) ©2012 Aristocrats Radio We tend to offend. aristocrats, humor, comedy, talk The Aristocrats http://www.aristocratsradio.com/wp-content/plugins/powerpress/rss_default.jpg http://www.aristocratsradio.com Middletown, NJ Weekly 911 Dust http://www.aristocratsradio.com/2012/05/20/911-dust/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=911-dust http://www.aristocratsradio.com/2012/05/20/911-dust/#comments Mon, 21 May 2012 01:41:03 +0000 Derrick http://www.aristocratsradio.com/?p=1464 We’re back after 2 long weeks without a show. We have a classic Aristocrats game of TV rewind and stories include a few celebrity deaths, a prom in Florida was right next to a porn convention, and a guy sews his sons ass shut.

]]> http://www.aristocratsradio.com/2012/05/20/911-dust/feed/ 0 Podcast We're back after 2 long weeks without a show. We have a classic Aristocrats game of TV rewind and stories include a few celebrity deaths, a prom in Florida was right next to a porn convention, and a guy sews his sons ass shut. We're back after 2 long weeks without a show. We have a classic Aristocrats game of TV rewind and stories include a few celebrity deaths, a prom in Florida was right next to a porn convention, and a guy sews his sons ass shut. The Aristocrats yes 2:00:17 The Aristocrats Are LIVE NOW!! http://www.aristocratsradio.com/2012/05/20/the-aristocrats-are-live-tonight-7pm-est/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=the-aristocrats-are-live-tonight-7pm-est http://www.aristocratsradio.com/2012/05/20/the-aristocrats-are-live-tonight-7pm-est/#comments Sun, 20 May 2012 22:00:25 +0000 Derrick http://www.aristocratsradio.com/?p=1147 Come hang out and listen to us do our show LIVE from 7-9pm EST tonight. You can watch our webcam on Ustream or come chat with us at CWERadio.com


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]]> http://www.aristocratsradio.com/2012/05/20/the-aristocrats-are-live-tonight-7pm-est/feed/ 0 Rob Paulson Sings The Nations of The World http://www.aristocratsradio.com/2012/05/11/rob-paulson-sings-the-nations-of-the-world/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rob-paulson-sings-the-nations-of-the-world http://www.aristocratsradio.com/2012/05/11/rob-paulson-sings-the-nations-of-the-world/#comments Fri, 11 May 2012 16:00:56 +0000 Derrick http://www.aristocratsradio.com/?p=1458 The voice of Yakko from The Animaniacs does the country song flawlessly after 12 years!

]]> http://www.aristocratsradio.com/2012/05/11/rob-paulson-sings-the-nations-of-the-world/feed/ 0 How To Date A Guy From 1938 http://www.aristocratsradio.com/2012/05/10/how-to-date-a-guy-from-1938/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=how-to-date-a-guy-from-1938 http://www.aristocratsradio.com/2012/05/10/how-to-date-a-guy-from-1938/#comments Thu, 10 May 2012 17:00:49 +0000 Derrick http://www.aristocratsradio.com/?p=1440 Listen up, dames. Get your stems shaved and get togged to the bricks, cause this is how you treat a butter and egg man!

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]]> http://www.aristocratsradio.com/2012/05/10/how-to-date-a-guy-from-1938/feed/ 0 Ignore Hitler http://www.aristocratsradio.com/2012/05/10/ignore-hitler/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=ignore-hitler http://www.aristocratsradio.com/2012/05/10/ignore-hitler/#comments Thu, 10 May 2012 15:00:14 +0000 Derrick http://www.aristocratsradio.com/?p=1428 A fascinating round of the hit smartphone game “Draw Something” surfaced yesterday. This fella has a unique way of drawing.

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]]> http://www.aristocratsradio.com/2012/05/10/ignore-hitler/feed/ 0 Horrible X-Men Tattoo http://www.aristocratsradio.com/2012/05/04/horrible-x-men-tattoo/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=horrible-x-men-tattoo http://www.aristocratsradio.com/2012/05/04/horrible-x-men-tattoo/#comments Fri, 04 May 2012 13:53:45 +0000 Derrick http://www.aristocratsradio.com/?p=1422 Ok. I posted a few months ago a tattoo of Wolverine riding a My Little Pony. At least it looked like what it was supposed to be. This amazingly crap tattoo features everyone’s favorite Wolverine and the teleporting Nightcrawler. It looks like my 3 year old drew it up.

]]> http://www.aristocratsradio.com/2012/05/04/horrible-x-men-tattoo/feed/ 0 Impressive Cartoon Bento Boxes http://www.aristocratsradio.com/2012/05/03/impressive-cartoon-bento-boxes/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=impressive-cartoon-bento-boxes http://www.aristocratsradio.com/2012/05/03/impressive-cartoon-bento-boxes/#comments Thu, 03 May 2012 16:00:20 +0000 Derrick http://www.aristocratsradio.com/?p=1402 You’ll never look at meat lunch or a crudités the same way again.This mother makes a new bento box for her child every day apparently. These are some of the more impressive creations that she’s had. Be sure to click the link and check out the 150+ other ones that she’s created.

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]]> http://www.aristocratsradio.com/2012/05/03/impressive-cartoon-bento-boxes/feed/ 0 Duck Tales Theme Gets a Makeover http://www.aristocratsradio.com/2012/05/01/duck-tales-theme-gets-a-makeover/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=duck-tales-theme-gets-a-makeover http://www.aristocratsradio.com/2012/05/01/duck-tales-theme-gets-a-makeover/#comments Tue, 01 May 2012 16:00:33 +0000 Derrick http://www.aristocratsradio.com/?p=1398 In a very interesting video, YouTuber TheHumanTim has given the Duck Tales theme a metal makeover. Also check out his other videos that include a remade TMNT theme and Jurassic Park theme!

]]> http://www.aristocratsradio.com/2012/05/01/duck-tales-theme-gets-a-makeover/feed/ 0 Married… With Wrestlers http://www.aristocratsradio.com/2012/04/29/married-with-wrestlers/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=married-with-wrestlers http://www.aristocratsradio.com/2012/04/29/married-with-wrestlers/#comments Mon, 30 Apr 2012 02:34:47 +0000 Derrick http://www.aristocratsradio.com/?p=1393 There’s a lot of wrestling talk in the first half and Derrick rips Darlene a new one. Whoever she is. The second half we get into some serious TV talk including shows that don’t hold up and some of our favorite cartoons.

]]> http://www.aristocratsradio.com/2012/04/29/married-with-wrestlers/feed/ 0 Podcast There's a lot of wrestling talk in the first half and Derrick rips Darlene a new one. Whoever she is. The second half we get into some serious TV talk including shows that don't hold up and some of our favorite cartoons. There's a lot of wrestling talk in the first half and Derrick rips Darlene a new one. Whoever she is. The second half we get into some serious TV talk including shows that don't hold up and some of our favorite cartoons. The Aristocrats yes 2:03:40 Bud Heavy and the Miller Lites http://www.aristocratsradio.com/2012/04/22/bud-heavy-and-the-miller-lites/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=bud-heavy-and-the-miller-lites http://www.aristocratsradio.com/2012/04/22/bud-heavy-and-the-miller-lites/#comments Mon, 23 Apr 2012 01:31:29 +0000 Derrick http://www.aristocratsradio.com/?p=1387 Kevin had a wonderful experience with some ethnic strippers, Sean listens to the Lilo and Stitch soundtrack recreationally and we talk old school video games. Stories include a 30 foot puppet that urinated in Liverpool, a teacher gets canned for doing pizza porn and more!

]]> http://www.aristocratsradio.com/2012/04/22/bud-heavy-and-the-miller-lites/feed/ 0 Podcast Kevin had a wonderful experience with some ethnic strippers, Sean listens to the Lilo and Stitch soundtrack recreationally and we talk old school video games. Stories include a 30 foot puppet that urinated in Liverpool, Kevin had a wonderful experience with some ethnic strippers, Sean listens to the Lilo and Stitch soundtrack recreationally and we talk old school video games. Stories include a 30 foot puppet that urinated in Liverpool, a teacher gets canned for doing pizza porn and more! The Aristocrats yes 2:02:59