The Aristocrats

Super Mario Dollar Is Awesome

Derrick — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 17:00:45 +0000

Bud Mud and Coors Pours

Derrick — Mon, 20 Feb 2012 03:38:39 +0000

Matt and Shaun are MIA so we recruited Aristocrat alumni Kevin to do the show with us. Stories include a guy who had a heart attack at the Heart Attack Grill, a guy with an awesome name that did some awful stuff with kids and a mother freaks over her son getting a mini beer mug at school. We start a lengthy discussion about bodily functions after a night of drinking.

Bad tattoo? Or Life-Ruining Tattoo?

Derrick — Sun, 19 Feb 2012 17:00:00 +0000

There’s been a few bad Twilight tattoos floating around the web lately, but this is really bad. Bad because it looks like a young girl and it’s in basically the worst spot imaginable.

(via Reddit)

App Removes Bystanders From Pics

Derrick — Thu, 16 Feb 2012 20:00:53 +0000

In another “never ceases to amaze me” moment, a company has created an app that will literally take out wandering pedestrians from your shot on your smartphone. As the video shows below, you set up a shot and then after taking the pic it will allow you to remove people or unwanted passing objects from the shot. According to the article “the app is presently still in the prototype stage, but a full version should be ready for a demonstration later this month, at the 2012 Mobile World Conference in Barcelona”. Check out these pics or see the video demonstration below.

(via gizmag)

Girls Dressed Like Cartoon Characters

Derrick — Thu, 16 Feb 2012 18:00:41 +0000

Or, cosplay, if you would. These are all over the place and I found a nice collection of some that aren’t your typical girl cosplays. I especially liked the Helga one even though I hated that show. I think, however, that Cartman has to be the winner. Fat girls can cosplay too! Check out these and others over at Smosh Pit.

(via Smosh Pit)

Poop Pastry

Derrick — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 19:00:10 +0000

Why?

(via Spluch)

Get Stickers!!

Derrick — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 17:00:58 +0000

We’ve been giving out stickers left and right and getting back some cool pics of them all over town. Want some? Well, you gotta come find us. OR!! You can donate $5 or more to us by clicking the link below! The donations are safe through PayPal (we don’t get your credit card number or anything) and will go directly to the show to help cover costs of putting it on. Be sure to include your address so we can send you some stickers and other goodies as we get them.

Chinese Fast-Food Knock-Offs

Derrick — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 18:00:35 +0000

There’s a chicken place in New Brunswick, NJ called Kennedy Fried Chicken. The name on the restaurant is the same typeface as KFC and I have no idea how they never got a cease and desist. In China this is a common thing apparently. We’ve had some great knock-off items featured on the site before, but knock-off restaurants? And so blatant!

Awesome Game Boy/iPod Mod

Derrick — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 20:00:27 +0000

I stumbled across a very ingenious (albeit old) mod that combines an iPod with a Game Boy. The guy hollowed out an old Game Boy and the iPod fits perfectly into the screen with a little help of some padding on the inside. He even went as far as to make the Game Boy’s buttons control the iPod. I realize that today the iPod itself in this version is outdated so this is kinda like having a hi-fi stereo that looks like a Victrola, but it’s still neat.

(via Flickr)

Old Mario Brothers News Piece

Derrick — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 18:00:15 +0000

Before the world knew what Super Mario was, or even Nintendo for that matter, there were news pieces explaining what the hell is actually was. Good ol Bill O’Reilly starts off this story. I’m sure nowadays he’d be talking about how the same games are poisoning children’s minds, but here he’s just doing his old job. It’s interesting to see how people explained something that is so commonplace today.