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“Jedi” Attacks Shoppers, Police at Toy Store

You can’t make this shit up.¬†David Allen Canterbury, 33, is getting a mental health evaluation and a 45 days stint in jail after attacking customers in a Toys R Us in Portland.

After attacking some customers while dual-wielding a toy lightsaber in each hand, the police were called. He contunued his attack outside, swinging at police.

The best part? An officer attempted to shoot Canterbury with a taser and Canterbury deflected it with his plastic saber! The force is strong with this one! He was eventually wrestled to the ground and arrested.

David apologized to his “victims”. He now has quite the Canterbury Tale to tell his children.

The Lazy Jedi

This video basically sums up what everyone would end up doing if they had Jedi powers.