Our friend @lela829 sent us this video yesterday of a drugged up gal at the Ultra Music Festival getting it on with a tree. The whole thing was caught on tape before someone grabbed her and ran off. Video has no nudity, but may be NSFW regardless.
Tag Archive for White Trash
Strange Pregnancy Portraits
I understand that people get really excited about being pregnant. I also understand that you may want to have a picture taking celebrating the pregnancy. These people, however, I do not understand.
Would You Like a Wedding With Your Pizza?
You only have a few days left to get a wedding with your $10 pizza box for an extra $10,000. Wait, what? Yeah. Pizza Hut is running a promotion where you can get a $10 “pizza box” along with a ring, firework show, limo, photographer, videographer and flowers for a mere $10,010. That’s some serious Pizza Hut dedication. So what if the wedding doesn’t happen? Well, the Hut will refund your money if you don’t get hitched by 3/31/12. How nice of them.
(via Pizza Hut)
Juggalo for Juggalette
It’s not often that I root for someone to have a life of loneliness, but when I see a Craigslist personal ad like this one, I have to make an exception. The first thing that captures my attention is of course, the facepaint. I’m not 100% against painting your face to support anything (even ICP), but I see that the facepaint is TATTOOED ONTO HIS FUCKING FACE. That’s right! Super Juggalo got his shit permanent! His only recourse is to get a job in a circus. I hope to the Lord above that there is not a Juggalette that will take him up on this offer. Oh, and best line ever… “I have no car right now”.
White Castle – Classy as Shit
As odd as it may be to see a White Castle catering a wedding, I know someone who had their wedding reception at a Wendy’s. Stay classy, everyone.
